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Date: 2025-05-06 11:53 am (UTC)
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (partner in crime)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
You've clearly never heard of Velocipastor.

Tazmanian devil then? OH! No, I've got it! I've totally got it. He's obviously a honey badger.

Date: 2025-05-06 11:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
I have not and the way you said that I'm not sure I want to look it up.

I can absolutely see Frank as a badger. Hopefully the badgers won't be insulted by that.

Date: 2025-05-06 12:03 pm (UTC)
hawk_shot: by piffles (so not making fun of you)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
How can you not? It's like a werewolf movie, but in this case a pastor turns into a velociraptor! Honestly, Matt. It would make the perfect Halloween costume for you.

Now I wanna make Punisher memes with honey badgers. Because, I mean, if anybody is going to be the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom, that's gotta be Frank.

Date: 2025-05-06 01:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
... you know, here I am struggling to get a loan, and some people get paid to make movies like that. Make it make sense, Kate. [He's joking, not realizing he's let slip the firm's money problems.]

I need to be within five miles of you calling Frank that.

Date: 2025-05-06 01:25 pm (UTC)
hawk_shot: by piffles (youre charging for this?)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
Clearly, you need start taking clients while dressed as a dinosaur. [Of course, she is not gonna let that tiny detail pass.] You asked for a loan?

You don't think he'd shoot me, do you?

Date: 2025-05-06 01:32 pm (UTC)
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You know what's funny? I always liked the dinosaurs that could fly the best. [A beat.] We just had a tight few months. It's not a big deal, Kate.

Would I be five miles away if you were getting shot at?

Date: 2025-05-06 01:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
My stomach is already hurting at the thought of it. Does anyone actually really like the flavor of Bubble Gum? Are we sure it's not a global conspiracy?

Yeah, I definitely maxed out on a sugar rush with those a time or two as a kid. Only time that could compare was the Halloween candy stash.

I'd like that, yeah. I always need good pump me up music when I'm planning my closing arguments.

Then it sounds like a double date.

Date: 2025-05-06 01:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
I have been respectfully assessing the produce, Ms. Page. No peaches were bruised in the process.

... yeah. I guess there's a reason I can never stop for long. That balance though is hard to hit.

Will you give me loose change if I don't suck? ... not that I'd keep it. I'd donate it to my teacher.

I'll have some rice and milk on hand. Hope oat milk also does the trick with spicy food.

Date: 2025-05-06 01:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
Aaaw, you could totally be a pterodactyl! You already kinda fly with your batons, anyway. [Wait, what does that mean? And how come she didn't notice? She knows their relationship has not been the closest for a while, but Kate has visited his office. Everything seemed fine.] You mean the firm? Thought you guys were doing good.

... A blowtorch, right? Or missile launcher!

Date: 2025-05-06 02:08 pm (UTC)
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It does kinda feel like that sometimes. Like flying. Glad to know I got the seal of approval from Hawkeye on it. And... it's fine, Kate. We're okay. [Matt just likes his pro bono work too much, and hates taking on cases with assholes just to make money. He knows he has to suck it up and do that, though.]

The man has enough weapons, don't give him any ideas.

Date: 2025-05-06 02:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
You know, it's kinda unfair that both Peter and you can pull that trick and I'm stuck on the ground, running after you or having to get a cab. [That doesn't sound fine at all.] Do I need to talk to Kirsten?

I still wanna randomly call him Honey Badger if I ever get to meet him.

Date: 2025-05-06 02:40 pm (UTC)
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Peter can do it better than I can. Mine's more parkour than webslinging. No! I don't need you to talk to anybody. I've got it. She knows already. We've got it.

I would have been surprised if you hadn't, knowing you.

Date: 2025-05-06 02:48 pm (UTC)
hawk_shot: by piffles (youre charging for this?)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
Yeah, but you still get to do the swing thing. It's not the same with my graphook arrows. Mine's more of a zipline. [Which she still loves, but it's not as impressive.] I could give you guys a loan. Or like, hire you in some more permanent way?

I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Date: 2025-05-06 02:51 pm (UTC)
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I'd rather not mix friends and money. Thank you, though. For the offer. I promise, we'll be fine.

Again, no surprise.

Date: 2025-05-06 03:04 pm (UTC)
hawk_shot: by piffles (kicked puppy look)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
[She remains quiet, too tempted to argue, aware that Matt knows how she feels.] You know money is not a big deal for me. But I get it. [She pauses for a brief moment.] But can you promise me, as in really promise me, Matt. Will you tell me if things are not good?

[Lying came easy to him, she knew that by now.]

Also, you don't happen to have a curler, do you?

Date: 2025-05-06 05:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
I'll tell you if things are not good.

A curler as in that hair thing or a curler as in that weird sport?

Date: 2025-05-06 07:16 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aspolyhymnia
maybe they just think it. Before being beaten to a pulp

Date: 2025-05-06 07:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
I'm sure one or two have underestimated me, at least. Which I don't mind. Being the underdog has its advantages.

Date: 2025-05-06 08:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aspolyhymnia
I’m sure some have. But yeah, it would be good to be underestimated. I get that sometimes as a woman, being able to use it; that’s a skill

Date: 2025-05-06 08:37 pm (UTC)
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (scheeming)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
"Kate, I promise I'll tell you if things are not good." [She insists.]

The hair thing. Does Heather have one here? She has amazing curls. [A beat.] Any exes left one behind?

Date: 2025-05-06 09:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pagekaren
I liked it when I was a kid. Every so often, like...less than once a year, I'll find myself craving it. But then I'll buy a pack, have a single piece, and then I'm good.
So yeah, it could definitely be a global conspiracy.

How much of a menace was hyper on Hallowen little kid Matt?

Oh, I don't know if it's good pump up music for closing arguments. What do you usually listen to? It's still worth a listen though, so...

[She includes a link to the video.]

Fred and Ethel are going to be in for a surprise.

Date: 2025-05-06 09:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pagekaren
It's still fondling even if it's respectful fondling, Mr. Murdock.

I get it. Sometimes it seems like you...almost forget, maybe, that the other parts of you are just as worth having around. And that the other work you do is impactful. That you deserve time to relax.
I'll try not to throw any stones in that relaxation glass house.

Of course. I'm even prepared to bring small bills.

Herbal tea's a good back up option too, if the oat milk isn't doing the trick.

Date: 2025-05-06 09:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
Katerina Von Bishop, are you trying to lawyer me? [He's almost proud.]

First you say I shouldn't keep extra toothbrushes 'cause of how it looks, now you're asking if I have an ex's curling iron I kept? I think Heather has one she keeps over, though.

Date: 2025-05-06 09:56 pm (UTC)
hawk_shot: by sousaphone (its a branding problem)
From: [personal profile] hawk_shot
I've might have picked a thing or two. [Besides, someone has to.] And I'll take that over 'Katie'.

I never said you shouldn't! Just pointed out what it looked like... Besides, it was totally possible. I can't believe I forgot about my hair.

Date: 2025-05-06 10:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] streetlevel
What's wrong with Katie?

I'm very glad I don't need anything but a hairbrush to live my life.
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