[But Kate didn't sound upset in the slightest.] Black hair, actually. And chill, you didn't break my heart or anything. I kinda really wanna try being a redhead now.

[And she can't help herself, quacking a few times over the phone.] Are we going to start going to the park to feed the ducks? You know, to deal with the feels. Also, chill, I've never heard you in the shower. Sadly.