It sounds like you've just been having poorly made candy. No offense to those where that's all they can afford, but if you spend the money, you can get plenty of it that doesn't have chemicals. Which does deserve a commentary on the systemic health issues of the disenfranchised and how it's perpetuated by consumerism but I am too tired for that talk right now.

What's your favorite kind of fictional dragon?

Maybe I'll invest in a gelato machine and make it myself. Even if it made no sense on my kitchen counter it's not like I'd be able to see it and notice.