Ok, I'm gonna stop you there? It's impossible to have this kind of conversation with someone that doesn't understand a rule as simple as: "the unhealthier the yummier". It's science, Matt.

Huh... Well, the baby dragons in Game of Thrones were adorable. But... OKay, which dragons have I...? Oh, yeah. Mushu, obviously. And there was this movie I loved to watch as a kid, Dragonheart? I loved that stupid dragon and it made me cry so much.

It'll make total sense once we're watching someone on your laptop and enjoying gelato.