Saying you're still young isn't the same as calling you an infant. Twenties is young. I'm not sure why you want it to be considered old, or why young only equates to diapers.

It's one of those days. I got you. You got me. And together we've got everyone else.

I'm down for that. I don't mind conspiracy theories. Who knows. If Thor exists, so can anything, right? I think you'd like The Expanse though now that I'm thinking on it. There are an endless amount of really badass ladies in it.