Do you think you'd dare to try high heels if my trans friend lent you a pair? She's probably your size. Because, I mean, if you're cool with the firm approaching pole dancing, I think you guys have a total new angle for advertising here. Celebrating the female gaze, you know?

Oh, are you pulling your lawyer weight on behalf of tacos now?

... I haven't even thought of that. Spice is probably a little overwhelming to you, isn't it?