I have nothing against high heels from a crowd perspective, I just don't want to put my feet through that. That sounds miserable. Can't I just hire your friend and admire them to do it for me? Deep commentary on how nobody should wear high heels. I'm all for that. Sneakers and loafers all around.

I will defend birria to my dying legal breath.

I can't handle an extreme, no. A well-balanced curry? Absolutely. But even those if they're meant to be on fire will make me cry. I'll eat a well-made one even if it hurts, but those challenges for the sake of it? Fuck no.

And my general spice tolerance level isn't 'ghost pepper fuck your shit' level.