I think there's a few judges that might gloat about it even, which is all the more reason why you shouldn't. Hear me out though: The Devil's Food Advocate.
[Karen. No.]
Well, I think it helps that I can correctly tell people that you and Foggy took me on as your first case and got me acquitted of being falsely accused of murder.
To be clear, I don't love Limp Bizkit. My taste isn't THAT eclectic.
I mean, you could definitely pull it off. But I don't think anyone would take you seriously.
Same. Both on the planet and in your life.
Drunk Karen is a menace and both you and Foggy deserve gold medals for the times you've had to put up with her. Though in fairness to Drunk Karen, I don't think I've ever been drunker than that time Foggy and I drank the eel. I'm prepared to blame that one entirely on him.
(OOC: Agreed! I was going to ask too if you wanted to meander the most recent text thread into an in person thread for hungover/injured lego building and pancake eating.)
To say nothing of the fact that wearing velvet all the time doesn't sound comfortable. It's not the most breathable material.
Yeah? Good.
He'd take that blame. All of my drunkest stories from college involve him, too. It's a safe bet you're going to hurt in the morning when he's at the helm. It's a good time until then, though.
[OOC: I am totally down for moving it to an in person thread! Sounds fun. :)]
There's a show called Drunk History, where comedians do historical reenactments drunk. It's ridiculous. But really funny, especially if you're also drunk.
Oh I meant like the fact that there used to be lead and arsenic in things like...paint and makeup. But you're right, the drug of choice just seems to rotate but not the overarching behaviors. Maybe slightly less wallpaper induced lunacy.
No, I knew what you meant, I was just short-handing the conversation to point out that while such things aren't as commonly used now the behaviors haven't much changed.
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You should have included that as part of your experience practicing law when we met.
That's fair. I could take a real hard left here and tell you that I really love Limp Bizkit.
To say nothing of the free dinner entertainment.
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This is why I'm not a marketing rep, Karen. You always sold our firm the best.
We can just call your taste eclectic.
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[Karen. No.]
Well, I think it helps that I can correctly tell people that you and Foggy took me on as your first case and got me acquitted of being falsely accused of murder.
To be clear, I don't love Limp Bizkit.
My taste isn't THAT eclectic.
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It's crazy to think back to then after everything that's happened, isn't it?
Mhm, I might detect a hint of lying. You might be lying to yourself, Karen. [He's just teasing her.]
[OOC: Matt is absolutely gonna track down that record for her, though.]
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I don't know how to feel about it.
It really is. We've come a long way.
Look, drunk Karen might be open to some Limp Bizkit jams, but I will not be held responsible for her questionable taste in anything.
(OOC: She will be so delighted that there might be actual tears!)
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I'm glad. That you're still here. Not just on the planet, but I mean... in my life.
Drunk Karen is a woman of mysterious ways, got it.
[OOC: It'll be super sweet, we'll definitely need to make it happen in a future thread.]
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But I don't think anyone would take you seriously.
Same. Both on the planet and in your life.
Drunk Karen is a menace and both you and Foggy deserve gold medals for the times you've had to put up with her.
Though in fairness to Drunk Karen, I don't think I've ever been drunker than that time Foggy and I drank the eel.
I'm prepared to blame that one entirely on him.
(OOC: Agreed! I was going to ask too if you wanted to meander the most recent text thread into an in person thread for hungover/injured lego building and pancake eating.)
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Yeah? Good.
He'd take that blame. All of my drunkest stories from college involve him, too. It's a safe bet you're going to hurt in the morning when he's at the helm. It's a good time until then, though.
[OOC: I am totally down for moving it to an in person thread! Sounds fun. :)]
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He's a great terrible influence.
The hangover was absolutely worth it.
Incidentally, so were all the drunk college stories he shared that night.
(OOC: Beautiful! We can let it evolve that way as it makes sense. :))
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Oh god, how many of those stories did I star in, too?
[OOC: I went ahead and moved it along! Sorry for the delay.]
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Oh, so many.
SO many.
(OOC: No worries! Thank you for getting us going!)
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He was drunk, nothing he said can be trusted.
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I don't know, sounds like he has photographic evidence for several of those stories...
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Damn. Have you ruled out it's not just Foggy with Photoshop?
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Are you implying that Foggy would fabricate drunk evidence?
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I'm saying booze might make him wax poetic about past activities.
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I don't know about might, because booze definitely makes him wax poetic about past activities.
It's sweet. Like a drunk historian.
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It's ridiculous. But really funny, especially if you're also drunk.
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But you're right, the drug of choice just seems to rotate but not the overarching behaviors.
Maybe slightly less wallpaper induced lunacy.
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