Which is funny because I do think too many puns could also really damage public opinion. It's a fine line.
Good choice.
And speaking of looking after each other. Matt. If you don't get a full night of sleep tonight I'm going to come over and guilt trip you until you go to bed.
I think I'm pretty good at editing out too many puns in my court statements. Whether I cross a line when working late at night, I think you're gonna have to be the judge on that. You're the one who has to hear it.
Karen.
I think the more pressing concern and need for an intervention is that Foggy hides Cheetos in his desk drawer.
Yeah, but taking a pun based low road is an acceptable way of getting down on their level. I feel really bad that this is just making me crave Cheetos. Maybe I'll look for a lead lined snack box for us.
Maybe you can use that the moment they pause and groan as an opening for your next move in the fight. That might help with the pain in your soul. Won't you still be able to tell that the previous day involved a shocking amount of Cheeto dust?
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Date: 2025-05-08 03:31 pm (UTC)I can't even say anything about it since I haven't, either. We can apparently be lame together.
Ha. I think Stu would appreciate the bills more.
It is extremely nice. I love tea, I just need the power that coffee brings in the morning. Even black tea doesn't have the same kick.
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Date: 2025-05-08 09:23 pm (UTC)I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in a lame party with.
Oh, Stu will definitely still get bills. You're going to get the scratchers.
Nothing kicks you in the ass like coffee. Have I let you try my in case of emergency coffee yet? The brand is called Death Wish.
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Date: 2025-05-10 03:10 pm (UTC)Likewise. At least this way I can understand when you overwork yourself while also trying to ensure you get some food and sleep.
Will you help me read the scratchers? Can I trust you with this task?
I don't think you have, and it's just rude not to share.
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Date: 2025-05-10 08:13 pm (UTC)I think I've talked myself into coming to the farmer's market with you just so I can taste everything.
You do know that just means I'm going to be doing the same thing to you, right?
I like that you asked that as if you can't tell when I'm lying. Of course I'll help.
Next time you're over. It's really intensely caffeinated.
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Date: 2025-05-11 11:21 am (UTC)Good, my master plan of having an accomplice is coming to fruition.
Shhh, we're focusing on you're wellbeing right now.
Well, some people like the illusion that they can get away with lying in front of me.
My sleep-deprived self is looking forward to it.
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Date: 2025-05-11 02:52 pm (UTC)I bet it would make for a great french toast.
Oh my God, Matt. That pun was criminal.
I think we're both skilled enough to focus on more than one person's wellbeing!
I'm not a fan of illusions.
When's the last time you got a decent night of sleep?
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Date: 2025-05-11 03:30 pm (UTC)I take that crime as a compliment.
Better safe than sorry, let's just focus on you.
No, I know. You've always been dogged at uncovering the truth.
Define 'decent.'
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Date: 2025-05-11 07:19 pm (UTC)You should. I laughed. I groaned about laughing, but I DID laugh.
There's no way I'm letting you off that easy.
More than three hours total in one night.
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Date: 2025-05-11 07:47 pm (UTC)I had to try, didn't I?
Do comas count?
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Date: 2025-05-11 09:26 pm (UTC)You did. And I respect that.
Matthew Murdock, have you been in a coma recently?
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Date: 2025-05-11 09:35 pm (UTC)I guess we can look after each other, then.
No, but I might have been in one more recently than I've gotten three hours of sleep, otherwise.
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Date: 2025-05-12 02:56 am (UTC)It's a fine line.
Good choice.
And speaking of looking after each other.
Matt.
If you don't get a full night of sleep tonight I'm going to come over and guilt trip you until you go to bed.
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Date: 2025-05-12 12:17 pm (UTC)How many hours counts as a full night of sleep? Six? What if I took six one hour naps throughout the day?
[Now he's just being difficult on purpose to tease her.]
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Date: 2025-05-13 12:39 am (UTC)Matt.
[Listen, she knows. And she still can't help herself.]
If you take six one hour naps throughout the day I'm going to enlist Foggy so we can stage an intervention.
Should I already be intervention worried?
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Date: 2025-05-16 02:47 pm (UTC)Karen.
I think the more pressing concern and need for an intervention is that Foggy hides Cheetos in his desk drawer.
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Date: 2025-05-17 01:38 am (UTC)You know, deal some psychological damage.
Matt.
You know I won't be that easily distracted.
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Date: 2025-05-17 11:10 am (UTC)I'm distracted by the Cheetos when I'm at the office. One drawer does not hide the obscenity of that smell.
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Date: 2025-05-18 02:00 am (UTC)I feel really bad that this is just making me crave Cheetos.
Maybe I'll look for a lead lined snack box for us.
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Date: 2025-05-18 04:26 pm (UTC)How about you two just keep your Cheetos days for when I'm working from home?
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Date: 2025-05-18 06:50 pm (UTC)Won't you still be able to tell that the previous day involved a shocking amount of Cheeto dust?
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Date: 2025-05-24 10:45 am (UTC)I'd still be able to tell, but the dust would have settled a little - pun intended.