No! No, it's not you. I just... didn't realize I was fixating on childhood things, I guess. Felt a little silly for it. You didn't say anything wrong, though. You've been nice about it.
He did. Max stayed with me a few times when he was traveling. Not that Frank asked, or I'd say I'm not babysitting a dog while he goes on a killing spree. I'd just have a dog turn up in my apartment until he picked him up again with a note saying to stop spoiling the mutt with homecooked meals. [Matt sounds a little disgruntled. Not over the dog, but over Frank being... Frank.] Then he found Max a family with kids.
... this does NOT make Frank cuddly, Kate. I can hear your voice. He's not.
[OOC: Am I changing canon so that Matt knew Max and dogsat for him? Yes. Am I sorry? No.]
Matt, there's nothing to be nice about. Or to feel silly about. I like knowing these things about you. [A beat.] What was your favorite movie as a child?
[Oh, she so betrayed herself by making the most humiliating of noises as Matt described his relationship with Frank, his dog and how Punisher had later found a loving home to said dog.
It's no wonder Matt calls her out.][Oh, fuck. No wonder Karen has such a soft spot for him.] But he's clearly just a grouchy teddy bear that needs a nap!
[OOC: I fully, wholeheartedly approve of this canon and the MCU should hire you already. KEVIN FEIGE YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THIS.]
All Dogs Go to Heaven and The Sword in the Stone were high on that list. I also really liked The Goonies. When I would get really frustrated as a kid my dad would always quote that movie. Murdocks never say die. It'd make me laugh. The Neverending Story. Princess Bride. The old Errol Flynn Robin Hood. Even as a kid I liked Star Trek. ... I know that's more than one, but that's what I remember the most. You?
Frank needs to be repeatedly knocked unconscious, you mean. A nap won't cure that insanity.
Oh, I think I watched The Sword in the Stone! And I loved The Princess Bride. But we're so going to have to watch The Goonies and the others, because I so need to learn those quotes. [She also wants to make Matt laugh.] Well, to me it was the other Robin Hood, the fox one. I probably watched most Robin Hood movies while growing up, but not that one. [Is that a fail? Probably.]
But I really loved Pirates of the Caribbean, Matilda, The Lion King, Mean Girls, Happy Feet, Shrek...
Not sure if your method is the best one, Matt. C'mon, even Karen says that deep down he is a good guy.
I read Matilda, if that counts? I was a fan of Dahl growing up. I do remember the fox Robin Hood, too. Maybe Shrek is where your love for donkeys came.
Frank is... Frank. I trust him not to hurt a dog. I don't trust him not to kill first and ask questions never.
I havent', if that counts. But we can always swap and try each other's version. What about Mean Girls? I bet you'll find it hilarious. [She snorts.] You got me. It's the exact same reason why I'm looking for a ginger cat with a taste for footwear.
I might buy it. And a bunch of other children's books to take to church later. Don't think the kids will mind if I give it a read first. [Kate made a show as she gasped at the other side of the line.] Matt, you're missing out on a true classic!
As a kid who wanted to do nothing but read and fight, I think that'd be really sweet to build up their library. Maybe with some audiobooks, too. For those who have trouble reading. And I said I'd watch it! Do you have it?
Definitely some audiobooks too, yes. And some of those sensory ones will probably come handy, too. [She didn't want to do this just to please Matt. But Kate was genuinelly inspired by how he always encouraged ways to help others, in and out of the Daredevil suit.] I'm pretty sure it's on stream somewhere. I can set my accounts on your TV and we can watch it.
I can't believe you even hinted at him being anywhere close to Fisk!
I think that's a great idea for the kids. They'll appreciate it. Depending on the streaming service, I might have it. Foggy got me set up with a few. So I could watch Star Trek and some other shows. There's like twenty now though so yeah, I might not have the right one.
Frank is brutal, Kate. Yes, he has a code he lives by, but it's not... I won't pretend I haven't worked with him. I have. Do I trust him entirely, though? No. At the end of the day Frank is gonna do what he wants. And what he wants I don't always agree with. That's all.
Okay, okay, I get it. You're a trekkie. And if I'm gonna stay with you I won't have a choice, will I? I'm gonna have to sit down with you and see what all the fuss is about. [A beat.] And Mean Girls.
Yeah, but you can't put him anywhere near Fisk's category. I mean... It's messed up to think that someone can murder like Frank does. But... I mean, he does have a code and he has some compassion.
Hey, it could be worse. I could invite Peter over for a Trek Night. You'd have two Trekkies trying to convince you. [What, have he and Peter had Trek Nights in the past? Did Matt make Trek themed food and Peter came ready to explain how the science Could Work No Really? ... maybe.] You can sell Mean Girls to me in exchange.
... all right. Fine. You're right. I shouldn't have compared him to Fisk. [Matt could be a little judgmental when killing was involved.] ... Frank had my back when someone I loved died. So. No. He's not Fisk. [Frank had literally played sniper while Matt cradled a dead Elektra. There was nothing for Frank to gain at that point. Just like Matt going in to rescue Frank hadn't been for ulterior motives.
Did he have to kill, though? Frank could do so much more than his shitty bunker life.
Maybe that's why Matt's mad sometimes. He wants more for Frank than Frank seems to want for himself. Just like Matt's friends say about him being Daredevil.]
I'm sorry. That was a shitty comment of me to make about him.
I'm sorry, do you hear me complaining? I like hearing you geek out. I totally shatters this picture of Daredevil being so scary and ruthless when I know he speaks alien languages. [Has she ever felt intimidated by him? No, never. But she has felt the hair on her arms come to a stand when the devil was let loose. It was truly impressive to see.
She was going to have to keep herself from laughing and ruining his moments if her memory betrayed her. What if her mind went back to this conversation in the middle of Matt beating up some bad guy?]
Hey, you don't need to apologize. [And just because she can't help herself...] It's not me who you just compared to a giant scrotum.
Good Trek deals with ethics and social justice and politics and morality. It... fine. I'm a geek.
I bet Thurgood Marshall liked Trek.
I didn't compare you, but when something said is wrong, it's important to note it. We need to normalize admitting to fucking up and trying to do better. If I don't hold myself to my own standards, why should I expect people in court to say anything? People in the streets? It all matters.
Maybe next time you should just tie down the criminals and give them a good, long rant on Trek morals and social justice. Maybe it'll stick or maybe they'll change their ways to avoid another night of Daredevil geeking out.
[Kate sighed.]
I'd tell you to relax, but I get why this is important to you, okay. And you make a really good point. [She pauses.] And so, to make up for what you said about Frank, you should admit that he is one big Teddy Bear.
[There's just a long moment of silence because minus the actual mentioning of Trek, chaining one another up and having prolonged moral debates was literally the first few weeks of Matt's relationship with Frank.] I'm just saying, ethical debating has it's place.
I am not admitting that. And I still say he needs more than a nap.
Is it too much stimulation? [She sounds completely serious as she asks it.
The opposite of her next reaction. This time she practically yells over the phone.] Deal! Deal, now you so have to do it. I'm taking you both to an actual spa, Mister 'I can't take baths because I'm not good at relaxing'.
Yeah. It's kind of why I avoid parades and big concerts. Large crowds get to be a bit much. It's not that I can't be in them, it just gives me a monster headache.
[Wincing, Matt holds the phone away from his ear a moment too late.] I said the dog gets the spa treatment, not me.
Right. Yeah, I remember now you mention parades. [However, it seems like these days Kate truly gets what it feels like for him.] So, a holiday for you should be like, something chill.
But where's the penance there? Besides, Lucky is gonna need assistance. Guidance. You're gonna have to give the example.
I prefer chill, but Foggy's family can get pretty loud and heated. Especially when the holiday boardgames come out. Some things are worth the headache, though.
The penance is in doing something kind to someone who deserves it. The dog in this case. If he eats the cucumbers instead of wearing them without guidance, I'm all right with that.
Oh, I meant like, a vacation or something. But I bet Foggy's family must be incredible. Is it a big one? [That loudness seems to be a clue that it is.]
You're leaving Lucky to his own devices, how is that kind? My dog is gonna feel super abandoned if you don't stay by his side. I thought you'd figure that out the second he insisted on following you to the bathroom.
Oh, that kind of holiday. Then yeah. I mean, I want to see some large cities like Paris or Rome, but being lowkey while there would be good. And yes, Foggy's got a very big family. Which is good. They can take care of one another.
I'll be giving him the spa treatment, I just won't be having it myself. I don't mind giving him a doggy massage. He does tend to follow people everywhere though, doesn't he? I keep telling him I'm not going anywhere exciting and he doesn't believe me.
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He did. Max stayed with me a few times when he was traveling. Not that Frank asked, or I'd say I'm not babysitting a dog while he goes on a killing spree. I'd just have a dog turn up in my apartment until he picked him up again with a note saying to stop spoiling the mutt with homecooked meals. [Matt sounds a little disgruntled. Not over the dog, but over Frank being... Frank.] Then he found Max a family with kids.
... this does NOT make Frank cuddly, Kate. I can hear your voice. He's not.
[OOC: Am I changing canon so that Matt knew Max and dogsat for him? Yes. Am I sorry? No.]
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[Oh, she so betrayed herself by making the most humiliating of noises as Matt described his relationship with Frank, his dog and how Punisher had later found a loving home to said dog.
It's no wonder Matt calls her out.][Oh, fuck. No wonder Karen has such a soft spot for him.] But he's clearly just a grouchy teddy bear that needs a nap!
[OOC: I fully, wholeheartedly approve of this canon and the MCU should hire you already. KEVIN FEIGE YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THIS.]
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Frank needs to be repeatedly knocked unconscious, you mean. A nap won't cure that insanity.
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But I really loved Pirates of the Caribbean, Matilda, The Lion King, Mean Girls, Happy Feet, Shrek...
Not sure if your method is the best one, Matt. C'mon, even Karen says that deep down he is a good guy.
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Frank is... Frank. I trust him not to hurt a dog. I don't trust him not to kill first and ask questions never.
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... But at least he saves puppies?
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... yes. He does save puppies.
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See? He can't be that bad!
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He's not Fisk, I'll give him that.
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I can't believe you even hinted at him being anywhere close to Fisk!
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Frank is brutal, Kate. Yes, he has a code he lives by, but it's not... I won't pretend I haven't worked with him. I have. Do I trust him entirely, though? No. At the end of the day Frank is gonna do what he wants. And what he wants I don't always agree with. That's all.
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Yeah, but you can't put him anywhere near Fisk's category. I mean... It's messed up to think that someone can murder like Frank does. But... I mean, he does have a code and he has some compassion.
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... all right. Fine. You're right. I shouldn't have compared him to Fisk. [Matt could be a little judgmental when killing was involved.] ... Frank had my back when someone I loved died. So. No. He's not Fisk. [Frank had literally played sniper while Matt cradled a dead Elektra. There was nothing for Frank to gain at that point. Just like Matt going in to rescue Frank hadn't been for ulterior motives.
Did he have to kill, though? Frank could do so much more than his shitty bunker life.
Maybe that's why Matt's mad sometimes. He wants more for Frank than Frank seems to want for himself. Just like Matt's friends say about him being Daredevil.]
I'm sorry. That was a shitty comment of me to make about him.
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She was going to have to keep herself from laughing and ruining his moments if her memory betrayed her. What if her mind went back to this conversation in the middle of Matt beating up some bad guy?]
Hey, you don't need to apologize. [And just because she can't help herself...] It's not me who you just compared to a giant scrotum.
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I bet Thurgood Marshall liked Trek.
I didn't compare you, but when something said is wrong, it's important to note it. We need to normalize admitting to fucking up and trying to do better. If I don't hold myself to my own standards, why should I expect people in court to say anything? People in the streets? It all matters.
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[Kate sighed.]
I'd tell you to relax, but I get why this is important to you, okay. And you make a really good point. [She pauses.] And so, to make up for what you said about Frank, you should admit that he is one big Teddy Bear.
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I am not admitting that. And I still say he needs more than a nap.
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Oh, Matt, what about your penance now? You can't get out of this with a Hail Mary. I don't think Frank's religion would accept it.
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I'm going to give Lucky a spa day. We're going to have oatmeal baths and cucumber masks and soothing music.
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The opposite of her next reaction. This time she practically yells over the phone.] Deal! Deal, now you so have to do it. I'm taking you both to an actual spa, Mister 'I can't take baths because I'm not good at relaxing'.
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[Wincing, Matt holds the phone away from his ear a moment too late.] I said the dog gets the spa treatment, not me.
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But where's the penance there? Besides, Lucky is gonna need assistance. Guidance. You're gonna have to give the example.
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The penance is in doing something kind to someone who deserves it. The dog in this case. If he eats the cucumbers instead of wearing them without guidance, I'm all right with that.
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You're leaving Lucky to his own devices, how is that kind? My dog is gonna feel super abandoned if you don't stay by his side. I thought you'd figure that out the second he insisted on following you to the bathroom.
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I'll be giving him the spa treatment, I just won't be having it myself. I don't mind giving him a doggy massage. He does tend to follow people everywhere though, doesn't he? I keep telling him I'm not going anywhere exciting and he doesn't believe me.
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