Okay, okay, I get it. You're a trekkie. And if I'm gonna stay with you I won't have a choice, will I? I'm gonna have to sit down with you and see what all the fuss is about. [A beat.] And Mean Girls.
Yeah, but you can't put him anywhere near Fisk's category. I mean... It's messed up to think that someone can murder like Frank does. But... I mean, he does have a code and he has some compassion.
Hey, it could be worse. I could invite Peter over for a Trek Night. You'd have two Trekkies trying to convince you. [What, have he and Peter had Trek Nights in the past? Did Matt make Trek themed food and Peter came ready to explain how the science Could Work No Really? ... maybe.] You can sell Mean Girls to me in exchange.
... all right. Fine. You're right. I shouldn't have compared him to Fisk. [Matt could be a little judgmental when killing was involved.] ... Frank had my back when someone I loved died. So. No. He's not Fisk. [Frank had literally played sniper while Matt cradled a dead Elektra. There was nothing for Frank to gain at that point. Just like Matt going in to rescue Frank hadn't been for ulterior motives.
Did he have to kill, though? Frank could do so much more than his shitty bunker life.
Maybe that's why Matt's mad sometimes. He wants more for Frank than Frank seems to want for himself. Just like Matt's friends say about him being Daredevil.]
I'm sorry. That was a shitty comment of me to make about him.
I'm sorry, do you hear me complaining? I like hearing you geek out. I totally shatters this picture of Daredevil being so scary and ruthless when I know he speaks alien languages. [Has she ever felt intimidated by him? No, never. But she has felt the hair on her arms come to a stand when the devil was let loose. It was truly impressive to see.
She was going to have to keep herself from laughing and ruining his moments if her memory betrayed her. What if her mind went back to this conversation in the middle of Matt beating up some bad guy?]
Hey, you don't need to apologize. [And just because she can't help herself...] It's not me who you just compared to a giant scrotum.
Good Trek deals with ethics and social justice and politics and morality. It... fine. I'm a geek.
I bet Thurgood Marshall liked Trek.
I didn't compare you, but when something said is wrong, it's important to note it. We need to normalize admitting to fucking up and trying to do better. If I don't hold myself to my own standards, why should I expect people in court to say anything? People in the streets? It all matters.
Maybe next time you should just tie down the criminals and give them a good, long rant on Trek morals and social justice. Maybe it'll stick or maybe they'll change their ways to avoid another night of Daredevil geeking out.
[Kate sighed.]
I'd tell you to relax, but I get why this is important to you, okay. And you make a really good point. [She pauses.] And so, to make up for what you said about Frank, you should admit that he is one big Teddy Bear.
[There's just a long moment of silence because minus the actual mentioning of Trek, chaining one another up and having prolonged moral debates was literally the first few weeks of Matt's relationship with Frank.] I'm just saying, ethical debating has it's place.
I am not admitting that. And I still say he needs more than a nap.
Is it too much stimulation? [She sounds completely serious as she asks it.
The opposite of her next reaction. This time she practically yells over the phone.] Deal! Deal, now you so have to do it. I'm taking you both to an actual spa, Mister 'I can't take baths because I'm not good at relaxing'.
Yeah. It's kind of why I avoid parades and big concerts. Large crowds get to be a bit much. It's not that I can't be in them, it just gives me a monster headache.
[Wincing, Matt holds the phone away from his ear a moment too late.] I said the dog gets the spa treatment, not me.
Right. Yeah, I remember now you mention parades. [However, it seems like these days Kate truly gets what it feels like for him.] So, a holiday for you should be like, something chill.
But where's the penance there? Besides, Lucky is gonna need assistance. Guidance. You're gonna have to give the example.
I prefer chill, but Foggy's family can get pretty loud and heated. Especially when the holiday boardgames come out. Some things are worth the headache, though.
The penance is in doing something kind to someone who deserves it. The dog in this case. If he eats the cucumbers instead of wearing them without guidance, I'm all right with that.
Oh, I meant like, a vacation or something. But I bet Foggy's family must be incredible. Is it a big one? [That loudness seems to be a clue that it is.]
You're leaving Lucky to his own devices, how is that kind? My dog is gonna feel super abandoned if you don't stay by his side. I thought you'd figure that out the second he insisted on following you to the bathroom.
Oh, that kind of holiday. Then yeah. I mean, I want to see some large cities like Paris or Rome, but being lowkey while there would be good. And yes, Foggy's got a very big family. Which is good. They can take care of one another.
I'll be giving him the spa treatment, I just won't be having it myself. I don't mind giving him a doggy massage. He does tend to follow people everywhere though, doesn't he? I keep telling him I'm not going anywhere exciting and he doesn't believe me.
Right, Paris, yeah. Well, as long as you avoid certain areas those are places I bet you'll really enjoy someday. [And it's not a subject she is gonna drop, because she really hopes that once this thing with Fisk ends, Matt does take a much deserved break.] It's nice that you guys keep in touch, too.
He follows everyone at all times. Honestly, I almost feel guilty when I have to get up in the middle of the night. I can tell he's totally asleep but he still comes with me.
Both? [It's been a while since she last travelled, though. Kate's vigilante work has taken over these last couple of years. She can't deny that she kind of misses going away for a few weeks for an adventure.] You know what I really enjoy. Videos of people visiting crazy hotels and places. I so wanna do that.
I'm glad. Because, as much as I don't wanna judge you, I bet that would make your relationship with your clients pretty weird.
I just watched a video on ice hotels last night! Turns out that with the gear they give you its not that cold. [Although, without being able to see the ice sculptures, half of the experience would be probably lost on Matt.] But what about the tree houses?
Maybe a real scary dog that turns out to be pretty adorable. Would that make you Daredaemon? [She's delighted by how quickly he caught the reference.] I guess that should be the case. But it's kind of too on the nose for my liking, to be honest.
Is there gear for my nose? What if my nose gets cold? [The sculptures would indeed be lost on Matt, but it's funnier to grumble about a cold nose than that for him.] Well, I don't mind heights, so I guess a treehouse would be all right.
I always liked dolphins and owls growing up. You'd have to live in the ocean for a dolphin to work, though. And dogs are known for loyalty and protection, so. Maybe they would fit best. A hellhound? A hellhound could be cool. They aren't evil, just misunderstood.
Pretty sure you own a mask or two that could take care of that. [Only now does she start to wonder how many of the tourist attractions she often sees advertized have something to offer to the blind or visually impaired. Something other than fancy meals.] That might be interesting. Like, all the scents coming from the tree holding the house and the woods around you.
Carrying a tank would probably be a little tricky, but I can totally see a lawyer with an owl on his shoulder. Maybe a snake would be too biblical? The hellhound is probably the way to go. Some big, scary black wolf that is actually a total softie.
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Yeah, but you can't put him anywhere near Fisk's category. I mean... It's messed up to think that someone can murder like Frank does. But... I mean, he does have a code and he has some compassion.
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... all right. Fine. You're right. I shouldn't have compared him to Fisk. [Matt could be a little judgmental when killing was involved.] ... Frank had my back when someone I loved died. So. No. He's not Fisk. [Frank had literally played sniper while Matt cradled a dead Elektra. There was nothing for Frank to gain at that point. Just like Matt going in to rescue Frank hadn't been for ulterior motives.
Did he have to kill, though? Frank could do so much more than his shitty bunker life.
Maybe that's why Matt's mad sometimes. He wants more for Frank than Frank seems to want for himself. Just like Matt's friends say about him being Daredevil.]
I'm sorry. That was a shitty comment of me to make about him.
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She was going to have to keep herself from laughing and ruining his moments if her memory betrayed her. What if her mind went back to this conversation in the middle of Matt beating up some bad guy?]
Hey, you don't need to apologize. [And just because she can't help herself...] It's not me who you just compared to a giant scrotum.
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I bet Thurgood Marshall liked Trek.
I didn't compare you, but when something said is wrong, it's important to note it. We need to normalize admitting to fucking up and trying to do better. If I don't hold myself to my own standards, why should I expect people in court to say anything? People in the streets? It all matters.
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[Kate sighed.]
I'd tell you to relax, but I get why this is important to you, okay. And you make a really good point. [She pauses.] And so, to make up for what you said about Frank, you should admit that he is one big Teddy Bear.
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I am not admitting that. And I still say he needs more than a nap.
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Oh, Matt, what about your penance now? You can't get out of this with a Hail Mary. I don't think Frank's religion would accept it.
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I'm going to give Lucky a spa day. We're going to have oatmeal baths and cucumber masks and soothing music.
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The opposite of her next reaction. This time she practically yells over the phone.] Deal! Deal, now you so have to do it. I'm taking you both to an actual spa, Mister 'I can't take baths because I'm not good at relaxing'.
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[Wincing, Matt holds the phone away from his ear a moment too late.] I said the dog gets the spa treatment, not me.
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But where's the penance there? Besides, Lucky is gonna need assistance. Guidance. You're gonna have to give the example.
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The penance is in doing something kind to someone who deserves it. The dog in this case. If he eats the cucumbers instead of wearing them without guidance, I'm all right with that.
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You're leaving Lucky to his own devices, how is that kind? My dog is gonna feel super abandoned if you don't stay by his side. I thought you'd figure that out the second he insisted on following you to the bathroom.
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I'll be giving him the spa treatment, I just won't be having it myself. I don't mind giving him a doggy massage. He does tend to follow people everywhere though, doesn't he? I keep telling him I'm not going anywhere exciting and he doesn't believe me.
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He follows everyone at all times. Honestly, I almost feel guilty when I have to get up in the middle of the night. I can tell he's totally asleep but he still comes with me.
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There's no loyalty like a dog's. I like to think I'm pretty loyal but even I let people pee and shower in private.
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I'm glad. Because, as much as I don't wanna judge you, I bet that would make your relationship with your clients pretty weird.
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Yeah, it's one of those things that are only cute when pets do it.
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Pets do get away with a lot of stuff. [Kate considered something Matt had brought up.] So, would that be your daemon?
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Would a dog be my daemon? I'm not sure. There are a lot of cool animals. Would a hawk be yours?
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Maybe a real scary dog that turns out to be pretty adorable. Would that make you Daredaemon? [She's delighted by how quickly he caught the reference.] I guess that should be the case. But it's kind of too on the nose for my liking, to be honest.
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I always liked dolphins and owls growing up. You'd have to live in the ocean for a dolphin to work, though. And dogs are known for loyalty and protection, so. Maybe they would fit best. A hellhound? A hellhound could be cool. They aren't evil, just misunderstood.
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Carrying a tank would probably be a little tricky, but I can totally see a lawyer with an owl on his shoulder. Maybe a snake would be too biblical? The hellhound is probably the way to go. Some big, scary black wolf that is actually a total softie.
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Hellhound it is. Maybe an otter would suit you.
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And otter? [It's not like she doesn't like the option, but her laugh sounds like a genuinelly surprised one.] Why an otter?
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