Right, Paris, yeah. Well, as long as you avoid certain areas those are places I bet you'll really enjoy someday. [And it's not a subject she is gonna drop, because she really hopes that once this thing with Fisk ends, Matt does take a much deserved break.] It's nice that you guys keep in touch, too.
He follows everyone at all times. Honestly, I almost feel guilty when I have to get up in the middle of the night. I can tell he's totally asleep but he still comes with me.
Both? [It's been a while since she last travelled, though. Kate's vigilante work has taken over these last couple of years. She can't deny that she kind of misses going away for a few weeks for an adventure.] You know what I really enjoy. Videos of people visiting crazy hotels and places. I so wanna do that.
I'm glad. Because, as much as I don't wanna judge you, I bet that would make your relationship with your clients pretty weird.
I just watched a video on ice hotels last night! Turns out that with the gear they give you its not that cold. [Although, without being able to see the ice sculptures, half of the experience would be probably lost on Matt.] But what about the tree houses?
Maybe a real scary dog that turns out to be pretty adorable. Would that make you Daredaemon? [She's delighted by how quickly he caught the reference.] I guess that should be the case. But it's kind of too on the nose for my liking, to be honest.
Is there gear for my nose? What if my nose gets cold? [The sculptures would indeed be lost on Matt, but it's funnier to grumble about a cold nose than that for him.] Well, I don't mind heights, so I guess a treehouse would be all right.
I always liked dolphins and owls growing up. You'd have to live in the ocean for a dolphin to work, though. And dogs are known for loyalty and protection, so. Maybe they would fit best. A hellhound? A hellhound could be cool. They aren't evil, just misunderstood.
Pretty sure you own a mask or two that could take care of that. [Only now does she start to wonder how many of the tourist attractions she often sees advertized have something to offer to the blind or visually impaired. Something other than fancy meals.] That might be interesting. Like, all the scents coming from the tree holding the house and the woods around you.
Carrying a tank would probably be a little tricky, but I can totally see a lawyer with an owl on his shoulder. Maybe a snake would be too biblical? The hellhound is probably the way to go. Some big, scary black wolf that is actually a total softie.
No, I must have missed that one. But hey, I referenced a show that wasn't made for kids so do I get points for that?
I have a feeling the otter wouldn't give him any other choice. Or her another choice. The daemons were always the opposite gender to the humans, weren't they?
It's about a dolphin with a disability! So perfect for you, Matt. [And she sounds so proud over that revelation.] You get double points, even if I like it when your reference kids stuff.
... That's true! I totally forgot about that but then, of course you read the books. Didn't you? A boy otter over a badass hellhound, fighting a monstrous polar bear and his army of pigs.
Huh. Now you do have me intrigued. I don't know how I missed that one.
I did read the books, yeah. Those and the Narnia series, very big with us Catholic youths. [He's only slightly teasing.] I heard they turned it into a television series, too.
I'm not surprised. Who doesn't like the lion jesus? Some people liked him too much... Oh, yeah. I started watching it but life happened. We could check it out together if you feel like not giving Big Brother Celebrities a chance.
... Oh, oh ew. I did not need to know that about some people and Narnia. We can watch His Dark Materials if you promise not to tell me things like that about it. I definitely don't want to watch people just living in a house together bitching at one another.
Morgan Freeman is in it, Matt! The President God. Shame on you for calling me a liar. I'm hurt, really.
Hey, to be fair, movies have messed up with people's brains for a long time. Like, the Disney cartoons. Besides, that lion does have a nice voice. [She has to agree that it is a little distubring, though.] The Dark Materials it is, then. Do you think Frank would have a gorilla?
How can you not? It's like a werewolf movie, but in this case a pastor turns into a velociraptor! Honestly, Matt. It would make the perfect Halloween costume for you.
Now I wanna make Punisher memes with honey badgers. Because, I mean, if anybody is going to be the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom, that's gotta be Frank.
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He follows everyone at all times. Honestly, I almost feel guilty when I have to get up in the middle of the night. I can tell he's totally asleep but he still comes with me.
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There's no loyalty like a dog's. I like to think I'm pretty loyal but even I let people pee and shower in private.
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I'm glad. Because, as much as I don't wanna judge you, I bet that would make your relationship with your clients pretty weird.
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Yeah, it's one of those things that are only cute when pets do it.
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Pets do get away with a lot of stuff. [Kate considered something Matt had brought up.] So, would that be your daemon?
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Would a dog be my daemon? I'm not sure. There are a lot of cool animals. Would a hawk be yours?
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Maybe a real scary dog that turns out to be pretty adorable. Would that make you Daredaemon? [She's delighted by how quickly he caught the reference.] I guess that should be the case. But it's kind of too on the nose for my liking, to be honest.
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I always liked dolphins and owls growing up. You'd have to live in the ocean for a dolphin to work, though. And dogs are known for loyalty and protection, so. Maybe they would fit best. A hellhound? A hellhound could be cool. They aren't evil, just misunderstood.
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Carrying a tank would probably be a little tricky, but I can totally see a lawyer with an owl on his shoulder. Maybe a snake would be too biblical? The hellhound is probably the way to go. Some big, scary black wolf that is actually a total softie.
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Hellhound it is. Maybe an otter would suit you.
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And otter? [It's not like she doesn't like the option, but her laugh sounds like a genuinelly surprised one.] Why an otter?
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I don't know. They seem cute and playful. Very active. Cuddly but dangerous.
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Cuddly and dangerous. I like that. I also like the whole pebble thing. You think they're good at shooting them?
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I would not put it past them. Pebble shooting might be the least of their secret talents.
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That and how they hold each other's paws as they sleep? Yeah, screw it. Your wolf hellhound better carry my otter on his back.
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I have a feeling the otter wouldn't give him any other choice. Or her another choice. The daemons were always the opposite gender to the humans, weren't they?
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... That's true! I totally forgot about that but then, of course you read the books. Didn't you? A boy otter over a badass hellhound, fighting a monstrous polar bear and his army of pigs.
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I did read the books, yeah. Those and the Narnia series, very big with us Catholic youths. [He's only slightly teasing.] I heard they turned it into a television series, too.
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I'm not surprised. Who doesn't like the lion jesus? Some people liked him too much... Oh, yeah. I started watching it but life happened. We could check it out together if you feel like not giving Big Brother Celebrities a chance.
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... Oh, oh ew. I did not need to know that about some people and Narnia. We can watch His Dark Materials if you promise not to tell me things like that about it. I definitely don't want to watch people just living in a house together bitching at one another.
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Hey, to be fair, movies have messed up with people's brains for a long time. Like, the Disney cartoons. Besides, that lion does have a nice voice. [She has to agree that it is a little distubring, though.] The Dark Materials it is, then. Do you think Frank would have a gorilla?
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I think a gorilla is too intelligent for Frank. They seem smarter than most people, and more peaceful.
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Tazmanian devil then? OH! No, I've got it! I've totally got it. He's obviously a honey badger.
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I can absolutely see Frank as a badger. Hopefully the badgers won't be insulted by that.
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Now I wanna make Punisher memes with honey badgers. Because, I mean, if anybody is going to be the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom, that's gotta be Frank.
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