... we hadn't been drinking. I just didn't want my face shown when fighting. [Was he really this boring that all his exciting stories had to do with Daredevil? He was now starting to wonder.]

I think the duck might like to be groomed. You could promise to go to the farm and give him a spa day.

That's what I'm gonna tell Jess when I see her next. Public opinion says I'm not an asshole, I'm creative.

Let him swim in an oatmeal bath. Dry him off with hand-waved palm fronds. Massage his little wings and feet.

It was Jessica's scarf, it might be weird if I matched my socks to it.

Bold of you to insinuate Marshall isn't worthy of having this considered a regular treatment for him. I've named the penance. He gets a totally deserving treatment for a duck of his esteemed character, you get Korean fried chicken.

I have scarves, I just didn't that day. Thankfully she did or else I'd have had to rip my jacket.

What other animals are on his farm? Aside from the tiny humans.

Oh yeah. It gets cold as hell in the winter and hot as hell in the summer. There is no greater feeling on earth than a hot or cold shower afterwards, depending on which season it is.

In lieu of cows, I'll take time with horses and sheep. What do you like about the donkeys?

Didn't you see The Incredibles? No capes.

Now you're making me feel sad for them. I didn't even know they were that sweet and cuddly.

Edna was smart about the capes.

All right, you convinced me. I want to meet the donkeys, too.

I would. Edna's advice is for everyone. I suspect it's less him wearing the cape and more the magic cape wearing him.

Huh. Not unlike you do when I approach you with food. [His tone is teasing.]

How do you know I won't convince the cape that it doesn't need Strange and can stand on it's own tapestry? That Fantasia would have gone down differently if Mickey hadn't been able to command the brooms to start, but the brooms had the autonomy and rights to decide when to dust themselves?

You know when people do random shit like that I ask Frank if it's him just to annoy him. 'Hey, there's this criminal that uses stilts, or this guy who really loves animal balloons. Are you back in town?'

Did you never see Fantasia? I saw it before I lost my eyesight and it still haunts me.

Well, I can't kill him, he'd just get smug about it.

... yeah. I guess those are the ones that stuck with me the most. Probably weird to talk about. Anyway, it just had some creepy visuals in it. Nothing big.

I'm not sure anyone actually 'hangs out' with Frank Castle.

Nah, they're just kids movies. You're right. I didn't even realize I kept referencing them. It wasn't intentional.

Frank and Lucky would be hanging out. You'd just be there as Lucky's plus one.

It's a little embarrassing. I swear I've seen many movies since I was nine.

I know Frank's stopped a dog fighting ring, and he adopted a gang's guard dog for awhile. So yeah. I'd say he's a dog person. Only with the dogs being better behaved than he is.