You sure brought out the best in Foggy too, Matt.

What? Why? I - I could have go 'oh, Daddy, give me that kimchi' but I totally controlled myself and I still get punished?

What? No, no, you can't ban me like that. Not after you promised the Korean fried chicken!

Besides, I warned you that you left in on silver platter and then pretended it was not a big deal. You were twisting my arm here, Matthew!

Don't artists do their best work when they're in a dark state?

Besides, I've already ordered a Thai feast, isn't that a good start? And not that I'm gonna kink shame your food, but does it really need to be so mouth-watery and provocative?

Admit it, you enjoy doing this to people.

You're a zen cook?

[Kate audibly gasped.] See? That's where you fucked up! Because Foggy's family I can get. But the church ladies? You love making their old panties feel alive again. Admit it!

What if you're feeling like celebrating then? What's your activity of choice?

Hey, I'm just stating facts here! Not my fault if you do things unconsciously. [She coughed.] Around horny old ladies.

Was it always like that? [She's not gonna ask if those are his 'old man activities'.]

I thought you said Jesus was very forgiving.

Okay, you can't drop that bomb on me and not give me an example of your wild days, Matthew.

Fine, fine. Actions are bigger than words, huh? Okay, what's my penance then?

Did you ever wake up with your tie around your forehead?

But isn't that extra work for a non-Catholic? You shouldn't underestimate that.

It would make you kinda look like a ninja, though. An office ninja. Kinda fits you.

I guess that from now on I'll go out at night to try and save people in the hopes you'll forgive me and feed me, Matt.

Oh, that's not fair! Everyone looks like an asshole when they're drunk!

... [Kate stutters, unsure of how to get herself out of that corner where she's trapped herself.] What? No, no, of course not. I was just... I was just pointing out that I like doing things for other people. [She groans.] What do you want me to do? Offer to help at the church? I already did!

Ah... Right. And you didn't have your suit? That's not... I bet you didn't look like an asshole! That sounds... Creative.

[She snorts] You want me to groom Quacker. Really?

Of course I'm gonna have to see you with a scarf on your head first. But it sure sounds creative to me. You can even raise the bar matching your socks or tie to the scarf.

That's not a regular spa treatment for a duck. You want me to give him the VIP package. [She considers it.] I think a deal of that kind gives me a free pass on at least a couple more jokes.