No. Well, I mean sometimes people will say things like 'I love your brown eyes' but nobody's gone out of their way to describe me. To be fair, I've never asked. You'll have to let me know if our hair matches or not.

Not bread, though. It's not healthy for them.

Not even them, no. Like I said, sometimes little details would come up naturally, but nobody's sat back and described me like a book character. It's all right. If I'm covered in moles then maybe it's better I don't know.

It isn't, it's empty calories even for them. Google is telling me that it's better to feed them cracked corn, oats, rice, birdseed, frozen peas, chopped lettuce, and sliced grapes.

... maybe that should be done in person. In case you forget what I look like over the phone.

I'm still trying to figure out why rice is on the list. It's also pretty much empty carbs. Don't get me wrong, I love rice, but it by itself does not a meal make.

Of course it also gives you more time to think up ways to troll me, so. Dilemma.

Case in point. Now I want Peking Duck and I feel incredibly guilty about it. At least you share Lucky with me. I can play with him and not feel guilty since I don't eat dog.

My looks are in that shabby shape, huh? I am a little behind in shaving, I'll admit that.

I can't go vegan, either. Sometimes I just really want a cheeseburger. Or a duck confit enchilada.

You're not a horrible person. You're not even wrong that I do need to clean up a little.

I do make really good Korean fried chicken.

... I swear I wasn't fishing for compliments, but that's good to know. I still don't like letting myself get quite this scruffy.

[He holds the phone away from his ear for a moment with a wince, but good to know she approves of his choices.]

It takes a day to prep, we have to plan it in advance.

Yeah. There are no jean Fridays at Murdock and McDuffie.

You have to brine the chicken overnight. We can do it this weekend.

Can I work there on those days? I have very comfortable pajamas.

[He cannot help but note the sound.] What do you like to have with it?

Telling Kirsten I got a better offer on Fridays.

Usually kimchi, pickled veggies, and rice.

What if she asks me? I can't lie to my work wife.

What if we compromise with kimchi fries?

Did I join another profession and forget to tell myself?

Something is telling me you're not a kimchi fan.

I thought you might mean Daredevil. I'm not sure I see it as a job. It's more of a... you'll make fun of me if I used the word calling.

All right, all right. I'll make fries and onion rings. The fried calamari is a different meal.