What do you do when you just want to give random thanks? Like, thank god you didn't step on shit. Or hooked up with someone you'd regret.

Ninjas?? Of course, of all people, you'd be involved with ninjas.

Okay... Okay, I'll take the compliment just because I saved your bladder. It's always so sad to see a grown man pee his pants.

Yeah, but everyone says that. Feels like you guys should have like a code of your own. [Taking the cult to the next level of cult.]

A blind guy walks in a bar with some ninjas and mobsters...

... I'm glad I could be useful somehow. Even if it was the bare minimum.

Christmas is more about presents and Santa, these days. But it's hard to hate on that, isn't it? Well, maybe not so hard, a lot of people don't really enjoy it.[She considers things for a moment.] But it's kinda great, isn't it? A time of the year when everything is so cold, people getting together, nice food, themed movie marathons, making gingerbread houses. Have you ever made a gingerbread house?

I knew you'd get it.

Guess that having friends there for you is what matters the most. I'm really glad I could be there for you, Matt.

[The laugh that follows at the mental picture that calls for, it's a heartfelt one.] Oh, please, please, please, lets make one together. I don't care if it's not Christmas yet. We can make a belated Easter one! Or gingerbread bunnies! I really need to decorate one with you to live, Matt.

You're always there for me. And you cook for me, so it's not like you owe me anything.

What kinda color choices did you make? Did you just hope for the best? [Kate's smile couldn't be wider as she pictures such a homely scene. Better times. Matt enjoying the holidays with his found family.] If we ever do this, don't hold any grudges if the decorations end up on your face.

And I totally don't live on pizza alone! I'm hiring Kirsten and sueing you over difamation.

[Kate's not a giggly kinda girl, but sure Matt will notice something there. The plan is too good, too fun. Exactly what they need right now.]

I think we need to figure if you can feel the color of frosting once it hits your face. Hell, if I give you a mustache I'll allow you to give me one too.

It counts if they come in different shapes!

I'm being good and giving you an opening to give me a facial too! [... that sounds so bad.] Frosting facial hair!

[It's probably wrong. Aside from that slip that totally belongs to how her mind always goes to the gutter....

Will his girlfriend feel that its wrong for him to go to see some friend to bake and play with frosting on each other's faces?]

You can't force me to eat veggies. [Spoken like a true adult.]

Are you chickening out, Matt? I'll let you put some on my hair if you don't think I'm being fair.

Guess you'll have to prove it then.

[Of course she's had veggies. But it's so much fun arguing with him.]

And what about cats? I mean, unless you put a cucumber near them, it's not like they're always scared, are they?

Of course you know how to make curry.

You haven't-- ? Of course you haven't. You've not seen the videos. [Kate sighs. How come Matt is always so behind on things that go viral?] People say that cucumbers maybe remind cats of snakes.

It's not a matter of not wanting, it's more a matter of who does.

[ooc: Of course I do! Thanks for moving us, hun! <3]

Of course not, Matt! They're not sticking it close to the cat's face, they put the cucumbers behind them!

So you went for the cultural appropiation ones?

[She's SO messing with him.]

Specially not a cucumber sneaking behind you, huh? There goes my theory about Matt being bisexual.

You can always cook a perfectly american burger.